英语笑话短篇1
He is really somebody
-My uncle has 1000 men under him.
He is really somebody. What does he do?
-A maintenance man in a cemetery.
他真是一个大人物
叔叔下面有1000个人.
真是一个大人物.干什么的?
墓地守墓人.
英语笑话短篇2
A foreign visitor touring the great American West came across an Indian with his ear pressed tothe ground. 一位外国游客到美国大西部游览，碰到一个印第安人把耳朵紧贴在地上。
"What are you listening for?" heasked. "你在听什么呢?"他询问道。
“为了向你表示谢意，我送你一只龙虾。”说着他便给老板一只活蹦乱跳的大龙虾。
"Well, that's very kind of you. My wife and I will have it for dinner. " “您真好，我太太和我将以它当晚餐。”
"Oh, he's already had dinner. But I am sure he'd love to take in a movie. " “喔，它已经吃过晚餐了，但我想它会喜欢看场电影。”
英语笑话短篇3
史密斯是一家建设公司的经理，他正负责一个新工程的招标案。第一位投标的.是一家波兰公司，他们的代表出价四十万元接那个案子。“似乎很合理，”史密斯说。“你可不可以给我一张明细表呢?”
"Sure," said the Pole, " $200, 000 for labor and $ 200,000 for materials. "
“当然没问题，”波兰公司代表说道，“二十万元工资，二十万元材科费。”
下一个出标的是美国标准建设公司，他们以八十万元竞标。
"Hmm, that seems a bit high," said Smith. "What's the breakdown?" “嗯，这个价钱似乎有些偏高，”史密斯说道。"你们有明细表吗?" " $ 400,000 0n materials, $ 400,000 0n labor. " “四十万元材料，四十万元工资。”
"I'll get back to you. "
Finally the representative of Cohen, Goldstein and Leibowitz entered Smith's office. " $ 1,200,000 is our bid," said the agent." 最后可翰高斯坦雷伯威兹公司的代表走进史密斯办公室。“一百二十万元是我们竞标的价码，”代表说道。
$11 200, 0001 That' s way out of line," exclaimed Smith. "Can you give me a breakdown onthat?" “一百二十万元这个标高得太过分了，”史密斯叫道“你可以给我一张明细表吗?" "No problem," replied the rep. " $400, 000 for me,$ 400 , 000 for you and
$ 400，000 for thePolacks.
“没有问题，”代表回答道。“四十万元给我，四十万元给你，最后四十万元则给那家波兰佬开的公司。”
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