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¡¡¡¡Morning, I get up early in the morning and think: today is April 1st, April Fool's day the lord! Hee hee, tease sister! I pretended to be happy with my sister said: "sister, I will go to the moral education base tomorrow, I'm so excited oh!" "Really? Aren't you going to get things ready? " Haha, my sister yesterday. "Ah -- wait, to moral education base before should have parents ah, in my impression, as if you have no parents meeting!" Oh, would happen so fast. No way, I had to use the final "killer mace", I put a piece of paper to his sister, then turned and slipped out of the room. Just listen to the sound deafen the ear with its roar came behind the call: "Yu -- know -- scarlett!!" The paper wrote: "you know how the pigs died? You are stupid! Beauty, happy April Fool's Day ~ ~ "Oh, is my sister huyou.

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¡¡¡¡I turned toward the kitchen, holding the hands of a artificial flowers. I saw my mother busy in the kitchen washing dishes. I went to the mother side "affection" said to mother: "mother, give you!" Said gave flowers to mom. Hey, is worthy of the old ginger is spicy, the mother can not on me when, puzzled and asked: "what day is today?" It seems that the mother is not to insist on getting to the bottom, then ask down I may be unable to resist sustain the blows, I wanted to think, put flowers and a note together in the cupboard. Well, I quickly slipped out of the kitchen. Suddenly, a loud shaking heaven and earth "stop!" From my ears. The sound of "stop" come from, you know. Ah! Mother from behind after coming, thirty-six meter, it's politic to leave, I still can make a run for it!

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¡¡¡¡Then I found my dad, "serious" asks father: "father, you have heard of the wise man said, idiot that no story?" No. Ha-ha. Dad I got ah!

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¡¡¡¡Up to now, the precise point is to the 12:45 so far, I haven't been the whole, I am lucky!

¡¡¡¡April Fool's Day is also called All Fools'Day, Humor's Day and April Fool's Day. The Festival is on April 1 of the Gregorian calendar. It is a popular folk festival in the West since the 19th century. It has not been recognized as a statutory Festival by any country. On this day, people cheat and play tricks on each other in various ways, often at the end of the joke to expose and declare the target of the joke as "fool".

¡¡¡¡The nature of jokes seldom contains real malice, but individual jokes cause people's panic because they are too big, which generates a large-scale response and generates rumors and urban legends, so it is generally avoided for people to make jokes about disasters.

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¡¡¡¡Last March, my mother told my father and me that my grandfather would come in April. We were very happy because my grandfather was an interesting old man and he had not visited us since he went to Hong Kong.

¡¡¡¡On April 1 my father and I bought a lot of food from the supermarket and bought a big bunch of flowers home. Then we did some cleaning at home. At night when we were waiting for my grandfather, the bell rang and in came my mother. She smiled to us and said "April fools"!

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