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¡¡¡¡multi-national personnel at north atlantic treaty organization (nato) headquarters near paris found english to be an easy language¡£¡£¡£until they tried to pronounce it¡£ to help them discard an array of accents£¬ the verses below were devised¡£ after trying them£¬ a frenchman said he'd prefer six months hard labour to reading six lines aloud¡£ try them yourself¡£

¡¡¡¡english is tough stuff

¡¡¡¡dearest creature in creation£¬

¡¡¡¡study english pronunciation¡£

¡¡¡¡i will teach you in my verse

¡¡¡¡sounds like corpse£¬ corps£¬ horse£¬ and worse¡£

¡¡¡¡i will keep you£¬ suzy£¬ busy¡£

¡¡¡¡make your head with heat grow dizzy¡£

¡¡¡¡tear in eye£¬ your dress will tear¡£

¡¡¡¡so shall i! oh hear my prayer¡£

¡¡¡¡just compare heart£¬ beard and hears¡£

¡¡¡¡dies and diet£¬ lord and word¡£

¡¡¡¡sword and sward£¬ retain and britain¡£

¡¡¡¡(mind the letter£¬ how it's written¡£)

¡¡¡¡now i surely will not plague you

¡¡¡¡with such words as plaque and ague¡£

¡¡¡¡but be careful how you speak:

¡¡¡¡say break and steak£¬ but bleak and streak;

¡¡¡¡cloven£¬ oven how and low¡£

¡¡¡¡script£¬ receipt£¬ show£¬ poem and toe¡£

¡¡¡¡hear my say£¬ devoid of trickery¡£

¡¡¡¡daughter£¬ laughter£¬ and trepsichore¡£

¡¡¡¡typhoid£¬ measles£¬ topsails£¬ aisles¡£

¡¡¡¡exiles£¬ similes£¬ and reviles;

¡¡¡¡scholar£¬ vicar£¬ and cigar¡£

¡¡¡¡solar£¬ mica£¬ war and far;

¡¡¡¡one£¬ anemone£¬ balmoral¡£

¡¡¡¡kitchen£¬ lichen£¬ laundry£¬ laurel:

¡¡¡¡gertrude£¬ german£¬ wind and mind¡£

¡¡¡¡scene£¬ melpomene£¬ mankind¡£

¡¡¡¡billet does not rhyme with ballet¡£

¡¡¡¡bouquet£¬ wallet£¬ mallet£¬ chalet¡£

¡¡¡¡blood and flood are not like food¡£

¡¡¡¡nor is mould like should and would¡£

¡¡¡¡viscous£¬ viscount£¬ load and broad¡£

¡¡¡¡towards£¬ to forward£¬ to reward¡£

¡¡¡¡and your pronunciation's ok¡£

¡¡¡¡when you correctly say croquet¡£

¡¡¡¡rounded£¬ wounded£¬ grieve and sieve¡£

¡¡¡¡friend and fiend£¬ alive and live¡£

¡¡¡¡ivy£¬ privy£¬ famous£¬ clamour

¡¡¡¡and enamour rhyme with hammer¡£

¡¡¡¡river£¬ rival£¬ tomb£¬ bomb£¬ comb¡£

¡¡¡¡doll and roll and some and home¡£

¡¡¡¡stranger does not rhyme with anger¡£

¡¡¡¡neither does devour with clangour¡£

¡¡¡¡souls but foul£¬ haunt with aunt¡£

¡¡¡¡font£¬ front£¬ wont£¬ want£¬ grand and grant¡£

¡¡¡¡shoes£¬ goes£¬ does¡£ now first say finger¡£

¡¡¡¡and then singer£¬ ginger£¬ linger¡£

¡¡¡¡real£¬ zeal £¬mauve£¬ gauze£¬ gouge and gauge¡£

¡¡¡¡marriage£¬ foliage£¬ mirage and age¡£

¡¡¡¡query does not rhyme with very£¬

¡¡¡¡nor does fury sound like bury£¬

¡¡¡¡does£¬ lost£¬ post and doth£¬ cloth£¬ loth¡£

¡¡¡¡job£¬ nob£¬ bosom£¬ transom£¬ oath¡£

¡¡¡¡though the differences seem little¡£

¡¡¡¡we say actual but victual¡£

¡¡¡¡refer does not rhyme with deafer¡£

¡¡¡¡foeffer does£¬ and zethyt£¬ helfer¡£

¡¡¡¡mint£¬ pint£¬ senate and sedate;

¡¡¡¡scenic£¬ arabic£¬ pacific£¬

¡¡¡¡science£¬ conscience£¬ scientific¡£

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